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Chet: You bastard! You bastard!
Roman: I think he's saying go faster.”
Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”
Martin Moone: [Standing up] No. I'm Martin Moone. I haven't seen All Right.”
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.”
Inga: Yes, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Elevate me.
Inga: Now? Right here?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes, yes, raise the platform.
Inga: Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah... yes.”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Schwartzwalder Kirschtorte.
The Monster: [off-screen] MMMMMMM!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Oh, do you like it? I'm not partial to desserts myself, but this is excellent.
Igor: Who are you talking to?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: To you. You just made a yummy sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.
Igor: I didn't make a yummy sound, I just asked you what it is.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But you did. I just heard it.
Igor: It wasn't me.
Inga: It wasn't me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Well, now look here. If it wasn't you, and it wasn't you... [he asks himself]
The Monster: [off-camera] Mmmmmm!”
Igor: [pause] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause] Abby someone. Abby who?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [grabs Igor and starts throttling him] Is that what you're telling me?”
Ramon: She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion.
Lil' Pete: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes.
Ramon: I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob the bank.
Lil' Pete: You're robbing the bank? Gall dang!”
Ricky Ricardo: Who do you think you married, some country pumpkin?”
Michael: I'd love to.
Jane: I love you too. What?
Michael: Nothing. We've just never said that to each other before.
Jane: You just did.
Michael: ...Actually, I said, 'I'd love to.'
Michael: But I do. I love you.
Michael: Of course I do. I just thought it was too soon.
Jane: Too soon? I've been waiting forever.”
Butt-head: Uhh…never masturbate?”
Emily Hartley: I did.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: She's a woman!
Emily Hartley: That's right, Bob. I said neutral, not neuter.”
Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us.
Ms. Crabtree: [shouts] WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Stan: I said, 'Rabbits eat lettuce.'
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do.”
Ray Stussy: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Nikki Swango: Are you saying he's not a man or he's not in my bathroom?”
Louise: A lot of things, Felix, but right now I want money for a dog.
Felix: You owe money to a dog?”
Louise: Drink some cranberry juice.
Mr. Frond: What? No, not ‘urine trouble!’ You are in trouble.”
Blanche: What's funny about that?
Sophia: You aren't surprised?
Blanche: Of course not. I mean I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.”
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