“From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.”— Liucija Adomaite , boredpanda.com
“Why do writers constantly feel cold?Because they are surrounded by drafts.I’ll let myself out.”— Renee D Webb, twitter.com
“What did the cop say to his stomach? Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!”— Anonymous, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep? Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day? Go shawty, it’s sherbert day!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com