“> The only thing that's open after midnight is legs, jail, and the ER. And that's why you need to take your ass to bed early. ~ Cynthia Bailey, Real Housewives of Atlanta”

“> "The more time that you spend with something that doesn't demand anything of you, that never gets tired, that never needs to be nurtured, that never talks back, the less toleranc...”

“The condition is called Kallmann syndrome. It prevents the full development of sexual organs and stops normal puberty from completing. The soldiers who found the cloth had no idea...”

“> "Let's say you heightmax, you get a girl, you bring her home. What you could do is wait until you're in the bed to kick your shoes off, and that way she won't be able to perceive...”

“> "I was probably getting 300 letters a day. And it was just too much. I'm getting naked pictures. I'm getting money orders, movie opportunities.”

“## The Sketch "The Last Supper with David Attenborough" uses a sci-fi premise: cloning technology that only lasts one hour brings back dead British icons for a dinner party.”