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Otis Milburn: It's just, safety first. ”
Otis Milburn: Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.”
Otis Milburn: You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school.
Eric Effoing: It was a semi!”
Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day!
Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy.
Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you!
Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary…
Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”
Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby.
Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie?
Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”
Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”
Party guest: That's weird.”
Jim Halpert: Tom Matoshkin, one of my best buddies, actually.
Pam Beesly: And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.
Jim Halpert: It was blue group, so it was second from the top.
Pam Beesly: And Tom...
Jim Halpert: Was in green group.
Pam Beesly: And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spent time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she thought that they would be a good influence.
Jim Halpert: And that's what I told him.
Pam Beesly: Right, but how'd you say it?
Jim Halpert: ...My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.”
Jim Halpert: Big day.
Pam Beesly: Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that.
Jim Halpert: Nope.”
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