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Joey Tribbiani Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Here come the meat sweats...”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One with the Rumor
Tagged: Meat Sweats, Eating Too Much, What To Say When You've Ate Too Much Food.
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”
— Joey Tribbiani, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“If he doesn't like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Tagged: Moo, Cows and Boys, Dating
“Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.


Joey: Jet aplee blooo.”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where Joey Speaks French
Tagged: french
“Chandler: ‘I got her machine.’

Joey: ‘Her answering machine?’

Chandler: ‘No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.”
— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, The One With The Evil Orthodontist
Tagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Dating, Call Him, Call Her
“Joey: ‘What are we doing?’

Chandler: ‘Wasting our lives.’

Joey: ‘I meant for lunch.’”
— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, The One With the Invitation
Tagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, Wasting Lives
“Joey: 'Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!'

Chandler: 'Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.'”
— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, The One With The Tiny T-Shirt
Tagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, Drama, Acting, Sliced Bread
“Paper! Snow! A Ghost!”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where The Stripper Cries
Tagged: paper, Snow, Ghost, Things That Are White
“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One Where No One's Ready
Tagged: Fully Clothed
“Joey: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens...is that why they're extinct?

Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are PEOPLE.

Joey:  Hey, I'm not judgin'!”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One With The Giant Poking Device
Tagged: Science, Homo sapiens, Extinct
“I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 2: The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Tagged: Double Entendre, pants
“Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.”
— Joey Tribbiani, The One With the East German Laundry Detergent
Tagged: Funny, Breakups, Stop Calling, Ghosting
“Joey: ‘It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.’

Chandler: ‘Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.”
— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, The One With The Lesbian Wedding
Tagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, couple, Dating, Lesbian Wedding
“Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
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