Quotes tagged ‘Fat shaming’

“Jimmy: I see you got FAT! Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen-year-old girl, but not hot!”

— Jeff Cox, Craig Cox, Jimmy MacElroy, Jon Heder, imdb.com

“You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road. Five ball. You know…”

— Sidney Carroll, Robert Rossen, Walter Tevis, Eddie Felson, Paul Newman, imdb.com

“He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.”

— Richard Curtis, NATALIE, Martine McCutcheon, imdb.com

“You on the West Coast now, fat boy!”

— Samir Mehta, Tupac Shakur, Marcc Rose, imdb.com

“The show is dangerously cavalier about topics where deep consideration would be more appropriate.”

— Roxane Gay, refinery29.com

“Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound? Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Fred Mertz, William Frawley, imdb.com

“I'm going to get rid of this fat if I have to chop it off with a cleaver.”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com

“I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.”

— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“I don’t even want to, like, lose weight to live long or be healthy. I don’t. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again.”

— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com

“How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How are marriages like fat people? Most of them don’t work out.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so fat, her pictures keep falling off the wall.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc