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Quotes tagged “Misunderstanding”
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.”
Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.”
Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”
Dwight Schrute: Angela.
Jim Halpert: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation.
Dwight Schrute: Some sort of virus?
Jim Halpert: Love.
Dwight Schrute: Oh.”
Erin Hannon: Yea, that is old. I asked if you wanted a cold beverage, and you said coffee.”
Gert: What happened?
Stacey: You wouldn't understand.
Gert: Really? Just like I wouldn't understand you were lying about the hedgehog?”
Ricky Ricardo: I've got a joke you never heard in your life. I know a girl who's so dumb she thinks a football coach has four wheels. Ha ha ha.
[Audience is silent]
Lucy Ricardo: How many wheels does it have?
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Michael: I'd love to.
Jane: I love you too. What?
Michael: Nothing. We've just never said that to each other before.
Jane: You just did.
Michael: ...Actually, I said, 'I'd love to.'
Michael: But I do. I love you.
Michael: Of course I do. I just thought it was too soon.
Jane: Too soon? I've been waiting forever.”
Caleb: She's high?
Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.
Caleb: So, she's on uppers?”
Claire: Christmas. I don't suppose you hang stockings by the fire.
Jamie: To dry them off, you mean?
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