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Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't like.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Isn't it Romantic
Tagged: Lesbians, Cat Ladies, Shedding, Hairballs
“Sophia: Oh, Dorothy. Can I make a little suggestion when you go for your makeover?
Dorothy: Sure. What is it?
Sophia: Don't expect a miracle.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Custody Battle
Tagged: Makeover, Sick Burns
“My son married a welder. Too bad she didn't weld his zipper shut. They got ten kids they can't afford.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: A Little Romance
Tagged: Welder, birth control, Zipper
“Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you, in anything backless.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Ladies of the Evening
Tagged: Jealousy, Backless Dresses, insults
“I'm an old white woman. I'm not supposed to have color. You want color? Talk to Lena Horne.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Triangle
Tagged: Lena Horne, White Women
“After 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone!”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, Season 2: A Piece of Cake
Tagged: old age, Milestone, Tombstone
“Sophia: [to Rose] There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Sophia, there's not!
Blanche: [to Rose] Why, you devil, you!
Dorothy: So that was what we heard! Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky!
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: In A Bed of Rose's
Tagged: Erotic Fatality, Sexual Heart Attack
“Sophia: For starters, Jean is a lesbian.


Dorothy: Ma.


Blanche: What's funny about that?


Sophia: You aren't surprised?



Blanche: Of course not. I mean I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?


Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Isn't it Romantic
Tagged: Lesbian, Lebanese, Misheard, Danny Thomas
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