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Quotes tagged “masturbate”
Mark: Uh, I was either going to jerk off or draw a picture of a car. ”
Butt-head: Uhh…never masturbate?”
Archer: Are you kidding? After seeing a tiger get murdered? Lana, I'm not in the mood! ...I mean, if you want to, I can watch while you masturbate, but just so you know, my heart's not going to be into it. It's going to be with that tiger's family... But, you know... go ahead and start.”
Morty Jr.: I don't wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!”
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