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“You're getting your hair pubed? ”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: Questions, Perm, hair
“So you can take your destiny and go fuck yourself.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 4: What Are You Gonna Do?
Tagged: Destiny, angry, upset
“I'm actually grateful for a lot of things.”
— Jessi Glaser, Big Mouth, Season 4: Horrority House
Tagged: grateful, Gratitude
“You sing like a goddamn angel, and you got the heart of a champion.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: angel, Singer, champion
“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: tense, Joe Biden, Dirty Joke
“I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: Seed, Safe, Mankind, humanity
“Teach me the ways of your kingdom.”
— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 4: Four Stories About Hand Stuff
Tagged: Teach, Kingdom
“I'm your hormone monstress, baby, I know everything!”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 4: A Very Special 9/11 Episode
Tagged: Hormone, Everything, Knowledge
“I have nothing and nobody.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: Nothing, nobody, Alone
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars.

Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: make-out, kiss
“Clip-clop, I'm a little show pony.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Show-Pony, Horse
“I'm a person, not something to hide.”
— NATALIE, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Person, Standards
“Read the tea leaves, honey!”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Tea leaves, Sassy
“Just to be clear, 'different' is not a compliment.”
— Mona, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Hugest Period Ever
Tagged: Compliment, Clarity, Truth
“Hold your feelings in, like your shit.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Hugest Period Ever
Tagged: Feelings, emotions
“We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The New Me
Tagged: camp, Trees, Stinks, summer camp
“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs?

Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“If I was gonna fuck a turkey, I would warm it up, like a goddamn gentleman!”
— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: Sex, Turkey, Warm, Gentleman
“I think I thought I was, like, a big dick boy, but I think I was just being a dick.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Boy, mean, Apology
“Reality is only a construct.”
— Caleb, Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Reality, construct, Life
“You're like a demon Oprah.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Simile Examples, demon, Oprah
“Fuck you, sit on this. Fuck your family.”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Family, Mad, Pissed Off
“Everybody seems to be doing super great, and I'm kind of not.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Super , Great, Self-Esteem
“You somehow made farting even cooler.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Farting, cool, Fun
“Smooches are for the weekend and the last I checked, it's Wednesday. ”
— Lars, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Kissing, Smooches , Weekend
“Sorry, I fart when I'm lying.”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Apologies, Fart, Lies
“You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.”
— Mona the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: face, Simile Examples, Seatbelt , hair
“You're gonna fellate him so hard, he's gonna forget the Pledge of Allegiance.”
— Mona the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Pledge of Allegiance, hard, forget
“If you whiny nobodies hate the play so much, just quit.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Whiny, Nobodies , play, Hate, Quit
“Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie? 

Coach Steve: I call it the brush.

Jonathan Van Ness: Okay. 

Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena. 

Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena? 

Coach Steve: And my asshole. 

Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my vagina, that poor brush. ”
— Coach Steve, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness, grooming, Brush
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