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|Birthday:||October 9, 1966|
|Birthplace:||Brooklyn, New York, United States|
|Educated At:||New York University Stern School Of Business, New York University School Of Law|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Composer|
AKA: Tim Herlihy
Birthday: October 9, 1966
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Educated At: New York University Stern School Of Business, New York University School Of Law
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Composer
Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.
Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!”
Will Patch: And what you gonna do about it, beaver breath?
Beaver Breath: How he know my name?”
Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
Vanessa: He has a five-year plan.
Sonny: What is it? 'Don't die'?”
Julian: How come you're not going?
Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”
Sonny: Not that Barney, a different Barney. A much more expensive Barney.”
Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”
Billy Madison: Lady, you’re scaring us.”
Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”
Sonny: Oh, yeah? Well, I eat food, too.”
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.”
Tommy aka White Knife: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
Ramon: Lying bitch!”
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”
Chico: No, actually, I'm a...piano player.”
Layla: Is that strange for you?
Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.”
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.”
Ms. Foote: Oh yes, I've had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest.”
Frank Stockburn: Yeah.
Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from?
Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.
Lil' Pete: [laughed] I knewed it! I knewed it, Dad!”
Billy Madison: I disagree, it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!”
Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!
Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
Sonny: Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.
Mike: Yeah, but they were like brothers to us in school.
Sonny: They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.”
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”
Juanita: If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I’ll go to school.”