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Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Bodie: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, ‘You'd better!’ And he said, ‘Or what?’ And I said, ‘Or you're gonna be in trouble.’ And he said, ‘Jam it.’
Professor Hathaway: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.”
Stanley Cunningham: Like what?
Cole Sear: Stop it!
Stanley Cunningham: I don't know how else to look, I...
Cole Sear: You're a stuttering Stanley!
Stanley Cunningham: Excuse me?
Cole Sear: You talked funny when you went to school. You talked funny all the way to high school.
Stanley Cunningham: What...
Cole Sear: You shouldn't look at people, it makes them feel bad!
Stanley Cunningham: How did you...
Cole Sear: [screams] Stop looking at me!
Stanley Cunningham: [stutters] Who have you b-b-been speaking to?
Cole Sear: [repeatedly] Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
Stanley Cunningham: S-s-stop it!”
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry, too. It's OK. No problem.
Billy Batts: OK, salud. [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Motherfuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Billy Batts: [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
Tommy DeVito: Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button! You motherfuck...Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here!
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's...funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked-up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.”
Emily Hartley: [Emily, who's been sitting quietly on the couch, stands up, and faces Ellen] Well, you see, what -I-I think Bob…[Emily looks toward Bob,as if she's seeing if he's agreeing with what she's saying]…is trying to say, is that he's [Emily turns back towards Ellen and Howard] concerned, because you and Howard were—[Emily pauses, and re-starts, again]—well, you know, I-I-I th-think it's the distance, with... [Emily looks like she's totally confused, and stops talking, and turns to Bob] Bob, I haven't the slightest idea what you're trying to say.”
Cartman: We're twice the ninjas you fags are!”
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