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These niggas really good at one thing and that’s hatred/
I don’t got no time for this shit, these niggas basic/
And, bitch, I’m strapped up like I’m goin’ to basic training/
Presidential brain from your bitch like Sarah Palin/
I pull up on the scene and blast, my choppa sprayin.’”
In the nine with the woes
Marlo my dawg, that's for sho'
We won't fall out about shit.”
Bill: Oh, man. Don’t start that shit.”
Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
[as they offer the Captain their pistols]”
Rick Vaughn: Yeah? [shouting] Fuck you.
Roger Dorn: What’s the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can’t you take a little joke?
Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole.
Lou Brown: All right—[shouting]—All right! Knock that shit off.
Roger Dorn: Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I’m not about to take his shit.
Lou Brown: Shut up, Dorn.”
Eddie Harris: [Looking at his chest] Crisco.
Eddie Harris: [wiping it across his head]
Eddie Harris: Bardol.
Eddie Harris: [wiping it along his waistline]
Eddie Harris: Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curveball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I’ll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin’, and if I need to load the ball up I just...
Eddie Harris: [wipes his nose]
Eddie Harris: ...wipe my nose.
Rick Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?
Eddie Harris: I haven’t got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will, too.”
Rick Vaughn: I got news for you, Mr. Brown—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m shit now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your fuckin’ ass!
[Throws baseball against locker]
Lou Brown: Good, I like that kind of spirit in a player. The only problem is I didn’t cut you.
Rick Vaughn: What?
Lou Brown: I think someone’s been having some fun with you.”
Pappas: [puts on blindfold] I’ve been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery. And on top of that, they got me babysitting some quarterback punk named Johnny Unitas or something.
Johnny Utah: The shit they pull, huh?
Diving Instructor: Pappas...meet your new partner.
Johnny Utah: [waves]
Pappas: Pappas. Angelo Pappas.
Johnny Utah: Punk. Quarterback punk.”
Steel: I control my life.
Bishop: That’s bullshit! I got more control over your life than you do.
Steel: How you figure that?
Bishop: I’m letting you breathe, ain’t I?
Steel: You can’t even walk your own block, without getting fucked up by Radimez!”
Steel: Don’t you get tired of this shit? What the fuck you want from me?
Bishop: Nothin’. [shoots Steel]”
Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin’, right? But now, you’re right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a fuck about you. I don’t give a fuck about Steel. I don’t give a fuck about Raheem, either. I don’t give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain’t shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain’t gon' be shit, pow! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. ‘Cause I’m the one you need to be looking out for...partner!”
Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho!
President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.”
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