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Sam: Thanks, man. Just remember that when you see my sales report for last month.”
Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?”
Katherine Calder-Young Papadapoli: I do? Oh, because I was making breakfast.
Webster: No, because you were ruining breakfast.”
Sonny: Okay, what do you want?
Sonny: Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else?
Sonny: Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage...
Employee: Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast.
Sonny: What are you talking about? We're FOUR seconds late.
Employee: No, you're 30 minutes and four seconds late. We stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.
Sonny: Aw, HORSESHIT!”
Lucy: Me too.
Lucy: Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? Because I teach art class at ten.
Henry: Oh, really?
Henry: I wish I could make it, but, yes, I will be there.
Lucy: Take care.
Lucy: One for the road. It is fishy.
Henry: Got you good. Aloha.
Henry: See you tomorrow. Oh, my God.
Lucy: Oh, my goodness.
Henry: Shit. I had a bee on me.
Lucy: All right.
Henry: It was a big one.
Old Hawaiian Man: [talks in Hawaiian] Which means 'look at those two shitheads'.”
Nick: You're on.”
Clem: Lookie here. My day is made. I didn't even finish breakfast and I get to kill me a stinkin' Injun.
Tommy aka White Knife: Injun? Nah. I just dress like this so's I don't get scalped out on the prairie.
Clem: Oh, well, that's a convincing outfit. Yeah, you can't be too safe out there... with all of them savages runnin' around. So, what can I do you for?
Tommy aka White Knife: Need some flour. Five sacks. And a carrot with peanut butter on it. Now, what's that gonna run me?
Clem: Well, sack of flour's 45 cents. So, five sacks... is 40...
Tommy aka White Knife: Wanna get back to me on that?
Clem: Yeah, look. Now, the flour's in the basement. You can fetch it yourself.
Tommy aka White Knife: Much obliged.”
Homer: You know where my keys are?
Bart: No, I'm talking about your breakfast.”
Eric: What's so Belgian about them?
Red: They crumbled at the hands of the Nazis.”
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