Quotes tagged ‘Goddamn’

“Harry Doyle: One hit—that’s all we got, one goddamn hit? Assistant: You can’t say goddamn on the air. Harry Doyle: Don’t worry, nobody is listening anyway.”

— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com

“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd d…”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Coach Harris, John Goodman, imdb.com

“Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Goddamn it, they are using me!”

— James Gray, Ethan Gross, Roy McBride, Brad Pitt, imdb.com

“George Downes: Listen, Jules. Why don't we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight. Julianne Potter: No, no, no, no. I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it. He was in love with me every day for nine g…”

— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, imdb.com

“Uncle Jesse: [after Luke crashes through a police roadblock] Give me your goddamn license! Luke Duke: What license?”

— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com

“Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. I don’t mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I’m such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I’ve seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles an…”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry.”

— James Lee Barrett, Charles Shyer, Alan Mandell, Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

“My father was really cool. He was a military guy and he was in the police department for a while. He was a no-nonsense guy. He was a no-BS guy. He thought acting in show business was really for weirdos and fairies. When I went to him and I said, 'I want to drop out of school, and move to the States,…”

— Michael J. Fox, amazon.com

“’ll give you the best Hollywood story that I’ve never been able to say on the air, and I’ll tell it to you first. This is what I do. I’m not the mogul. But this is what I do. Years and years ago, John Gordon, a producer who used to work for me, and Kevin Smith, the guy who created Clerks, say, “Yeah…”

— Harvey Weinstein, amazon.com

“Harry Doyle: One hit, that's all we got, one goddamn hit? Assistant: You can't say 'goddamn' on the air. Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.”

— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com

“Get back in the goddamn ground you unorganized grab-asstic gob of teleplasmic shit!”

— Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Sgt. Hiles, R. Lee Ermey, imdb.com

“For the love of everything good and holy, get this goddamn thing out of me!”

— David Diamond, David Weissman, Don Jakoby, Harry Block, Orlando Jones, imdb.com

“When you are backed against the wall, break the goddamn thing down.”

— Aaron Korsh, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com

“Goddamn, you play a mean banjo.”

— James Dickey, Drew Ballinger, Ronny Cox, imdb.com

“Goddamn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?”

— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, imdb.com

“Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.”

— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, imdb.com

“Dale Jakes: [Briggs wakes up DJ in the middle of the night] Are ninjas attacking the house? Paul Briggs: What? Dale Jakes: That's the only goddamn reason I can think of for you coming in here like this.”

— Joe Henderson, Andrew Colville, Dale "DJ" Jakes, Brandon Jay McLaren, imdb.com

“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets! Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here? Julian: Watching football. Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win? Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com

“Captain O'Hagan: That's it. You're off the road, never again. Farva: Sir, it was not my fault! Captain O'Hagan: Neither was the goddamn school bus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions. Farva: Cap, You know I'm not a p…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com