Quotes tagged ‘Ageism’

“Captain Woods: This job is destroying me. Do you know how old I am? Ashburn: Uh…fifty-eight? Captain Woods: I’m forty-three years old. Ashburn: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I always…see I always round up.”

— Katie Dippold, Captain Woods, Thomas F Wilson, imdb.com

“Age 35 is not an expiration date on your beauty or your worth. It doesn’t matter if every single human alive believes this. It’s your job to cast this notion out forever.”

— Heather Havrilesky, thecut.com

“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield, imdb.com

“You won't be needing this, old man!”

— Richard Maibaum, Berkely Mather, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

“Kylo Ren: Look how old you've become. Lor San Tekka: Something far worse has happened to you. Kylo Ren: You know what I've come for. Lor San Tekka: I know where you come from, before you called yourself 'Kylo Ren.' Kylo Ren: The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it…”

— J.J. Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan, Michael Arndt, Kylo Ren, Adam Driver, imdb.com

“[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com

“[Discussing Vanessa's new senior citizen boyfriend] Vanessa: He has a five-year plan. Sonny: What is it? 'Don't die'?”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, imdb.com

“Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“[while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle.”

— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“The machines don't care how old I am. They'll kill me just the same.”

— Lilly Wachowski, Kid, Clayton Watson, imdb.com

“Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.”

— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com

“Dave: You look like a fuckin' teenager! Abby: I feel like an old woman.”

— Brett Johnson, Ann Biderman, imdb.com

“Women and music should not be dated.”

— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com

“Paul: I’m sorry. Your mom’s out shopping. Jack: I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of a book entitled Intercourse after hip surgery.”

— John Riggi, Tina Fey, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“I would fight them, dude, but they've probably got old man strength. And I can't handle that. Not now. I'm tipsy right now.”

— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

“Dean: So you're having a midlife crisis? Castiel: I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.”

— Andrew Dabb, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“Krissy: You're all right for an old guy. Dean: I'm really not that old. Krissy: You keep telling yourself that.”

— Adam Glass, imdb.com

“I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.”

— Sean Reycraft, Gabrielle G. Stanton, Pearl, Kelly Ann Hu, imdb.com

“Yo mama’s so old she has an autographed Bible.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so old, she farts dust.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc