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Billy Madison: High school is great. I mean I’m learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It’s great.
3rd Grader: Gee, I can’t wait till I get to ‘hike’ school.
Billy Madison: [grabs 3rd grader’s face and whispers] Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.”
Lamar: I do!
Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.
Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?
Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”
Phil: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching. [Starts to walk away]
Ned: Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. 'Needlenose Ned'? 'Ned the Head'? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Louie Lastik: [shouts] Sir yes, sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, sir!
Coach Boone: OK. How about someone who's not your roommate?
Louie Lastik: Sir, I eat lunch with Rev. That's Jerry Harris, sir. People call him that 'cause he's always praying and he won't abide with a foul tongue, sir!
Coach Boone: And what's the Rev going to do after high school?
Louie Lastik: I don't know. Go to college and all that stuff, I guess.
Coach Boone: What about you? You going to college?
Louie Lastik: [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.
Coach Boone: Think you got a future in football?
Louie Lastik: Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.”
Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”
Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom?
Debbie: Senior year.”
Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin.
Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers?
Kelly Maxwell: By accident.
Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face.
Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”
Mary Hartman: [Charmed] Really? [Changing her tone] What do you think happened to me?”
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