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Steve Franks Quotes

Total quotes: 44
“Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.

Gus: That's impossible.

Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.

Gus: Oh.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 8: The Break-Up
Tagged: M&Ms, candy, Mix Up, Confused, Murder
“Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: Black and Tan
Tagged: Woman, princess, Goddess
“Ahoy, there! Um, yes. Right. Um, my name is Shawn Spencer. This is my first mate, Hummingbird Saltalamacchia.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Six Feet Under the Sea
Tagged: First mate, Nickname, Wrong Name, Partner
“Gus: I've seen it all.

Shawn: You've seen it all though the cracks in your fingers while you were hiding your eyes.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: Sassy, Seen it all, Scared, Hiding your eyes
“[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Ageism, old balls
“Sonny: Say 'Happy Halloween'.

Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.

Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Halloween, Trick or Treat, be prepared
“Gus: You're dating a murderer!

Shawn: Not exclusively.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Dating, murderer, Exclusive
“Shawn: I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus 'T.T' Showbiz.

Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: American Duos
Tagged: Nickname, Extra, Talent
“Lassiter: Are you in my apartment?

Shawn: Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: Extradition
Tagged: Sneaking In, apartment, All Out, Peanut Butter
“Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It's the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo's on the fritz.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: Cable, Priorties, leverage, TiVo, fritz
“Corinne: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?

Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Laundry, Double Entendres, hibbidy-dibbidy
“Sonny: What do you eat?

Julian: Food.

Sonny: Oh, yeah? Well, I eat food, too.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: eating, food, Stating the Obvious
“Henry: Oh, yeah? Well, I've got an ice-cold can of whoop-ass just sitting in that fridge!

Shawn: Actually, it's diet whoop-ass.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: American Duos
Tagged: Whoop-ass, diet, fridge
“Gus: I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.

Shawn: That explains your shoes.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: 65 Million Years Off
Tagged: Idiot, Thriled, Diss, Shoes
“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive stick?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: Shawn
Tagged: Crime, Mummy, Driving, stolen, Stick Shift
“Gus: Don't you watch the news?

Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: News, Channels, Toupee, Newscast, Lies
“Shawn: Holy crap, are you checking your email?

Gus: I get productive when I'm nervous.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Romeo and Juliet and Juliet
Tagged: emails, Work, Productivity, Nervous
“Lassiter: First question. What is your name? 

Shawn: There is a murderer on the loose.

Lassiter: That is not your name.”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 6: Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
Tagged: Murder, Questions, Crime, Defiance, Sassy
“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: old balls, loose skin, Gross
“Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.

Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: sugar mama, money making
“And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely why time travel is not only possible but may have already happened.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: From the Earth to the Starbucks
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
“I'd rather shower with a bear.”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 2: Black and Tan
Tagged: shower, Hyperbole examples, Bear
“I've heard it both ways.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: Shawn
Tagged: Catchphrase, Heard It Both Ways, Both
“Suck it!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: A Very Juliet Episode
Tagged: Catchphrase, Suck It
“My God, that's a shitload of piss.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Piss, shitload
“Layla: So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other?

Sonny: Yeah.

Layla: Is that strange for you?

Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Porno, Best Friends, Law School, Falling In Love
“I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
Tagged: lap dance, Dancing, Patrick Swayze
“I'm gonna crack her like a bad back!”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 2: American Duos
Tagged: Crack, Solve the crime, Break her, Simile Examples
“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: 65 Million Years Off
Tagged: Kiss my ass, Sassy
“Doodles are the windows to the soul, Gus.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: 65 Million Years Off
Tagged: Doodles, window of the soul, personal
“You wanna be hawk-eye or crow's nest?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Six Feet Under the Sea
Tagged: Hawk-eye, Crow's-nest, Identity
“I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Extradition II
Tagged: angry, Controlled, Bite-sixed, cautious, pieces
“What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Father Figure, hair puller
“Have a good sleep there, Corrine. Pleasant hooters!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Hooters, boobs
“Mike: I am still weirded out seeing them kiss.

Sonny: Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.

Mike: Yeah, but they were like brothers to us in school.

Sonny: They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: men kissing, gay, brothers
“Sorry, I was too busy James Bonding it up in here.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
Tagged: James Bond, Action, Jokes, spy
“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets!

Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here?

Julian: Watching football.

Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win?

Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Football, New York Jets, Goddamn
“Note to self: be rich one day.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: He Dead
Tagged: rich, Note To Self, Money
“Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey.

Julian: Hey!

Sonny: You like hockey?

Julian: You like hockey?

Sonny: This is a big, important game.

Julian: This is a big, important game!

Sonny: Cut the crap.

Julian: Cut the crap!

Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do that.

Julian: I;m being serious, don't do that!

Sonny: [quickly] How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Julian: [stops bouncing]

Sonny: That's what I thought. Shut up. [Julian resumes bouncing in front of the TV]”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Repetition, Hockey, tongue twisters
“Sonny: I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems.

Vanessa: Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot two years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.

Sonny: First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: medical problems, syracuse, hypochondria
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