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|AKA:||Adam Richard Sandler|
|Birthday:||September 9, 1966|
|Birthplace:||Brooklyn, New York, United States|
|Educated At:||Tisch School Of The Arts|
|Political Parties:||Republican Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Film Producer, Musician|
AKA: Adam Richard Sandler
Birthday: September 9, 1966
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Educated At: Tisch School Of The Arts
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Film Producer, Musician
Spouse: Jackie Sandler
Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.”
Henry: No. That sucks.”
Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.
Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!”
Will Patch: And what you gonna do about it, beaver breath?
Beaver Breath: How he know my name?”
Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
Henry: Settle down and eat your pancakes, huh.”
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.”
Vanessa: He has a five-year plan.
Sonny: What is it? 'Don't die'?”
Julian: How come you're not going?
Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”
Sonny: Not that Barney, a different Barney. A much more expensive Barney.”
Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”
Billy Madison: Lady, you’re scaring us.”
Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”
Sonny: Oh, yeah? Well, I eat food, too.”
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.”
Tommy aka White Knife: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
Ramon: Lying bitch!”
Henry: That's my joke.”
Ula: [on video] Aloha. Sorry about your brain.”
Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!”
Nick: Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!”
Nick: You're on.”
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”
Chico: No, actually, I'm a...piano player.”
Lucy: OK, pervert. I think that you should leave.
Henry: What? I was just joking around because of what we talked about yesterday.
Lucy: Yesterday? I've never even met you.”
Marlin: You know something, Henry? I worry about that every day of my damn life.”