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I hate mornings. They start so early.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

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Some people are like clouds. Once they move on, it's a great day.
I don't understand how people have multiple lovers. Isn't one a big enough headache?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
I hate mornings. They start so early.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

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