“And I've never been so happy to be proven wrong.”— Jim Kouf, Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley, Patrick Gates, Jon Voight, imdb.com
“It's funny how those happy accidents can change the whole direction of your life. Although looking back, happy may be the wrong word.”— Aline Brosh McKenna, Dana Fox, Tony McNamara, Estella, Emma Stone, imdb.com
“But I think the only way you can be happy is if you're yourself.”— Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Rupinder Gill, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, imdb.com
“You wanted me to be happy? I almost was, and then you ruined it. So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home, hard-boil an egg, and eat it on the toilet. L'Chaim.”— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com
“No, I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.”— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com
“You may only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.”— Deborah Moggach, Elizabeth Bennet, Keira Knightley, imdb.com
“I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes.”— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, imdb.com
“Yeah. Susan. That should be my name.”— Chris Butler, Mr. Susan Link (voice), Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com