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Conan O'Brien Quotes
Birthday: | April 18, 1963 |
Educated At: | Harvard University |
Political Parties: | Democratic Party |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Television Presenter, Screenwriter, Actor, Writer |
Total quotes: 70

Conan O'Brien
BirthnameBirthday: April 18, 1963
Educated At: Harvard University
Political Parties: Democratic Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Television Presenter, Screenwriter, Actor, Writer
Total quotes: 70
“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'”
Tagged:
joke
“I was funny. But I was not the class clown. The class clown is the guy that gets up and sets the clock ahead twenty minutes. That guy always dies in a motel shootout.”
Tagged:
class clown
“Yes. The number-one sign that someone’s going through a rough time usually is that they grow a beard.”
Tagged:
beard, Depression
“We make crazy money and we’re getting to live out our dreams. And then you’re complaining, and anyone listening is rightfully thinking, 'You’re a jackass.'”
Tagged:
Fame, Contentment
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