Quotes tagged ‘Cheating’

“I cheated a cheater. What's wrong with that?”

— Aaron Ehasz, Toph Beifong, Jessie Flower, imdb.com

“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of ass in the world!’”

— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.com

“Debbie Thompson: Rick, you promise you won’t fool around at your bachelor party? Rick Gassko: I swear on my mother’s grave. Debbie Thompson: Your mother’s still alive. Rick Gassko: Well, if I go back on my word, I’ll kill her.”

— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com

“Kevin O’Shea: [Spike has gotten the Cowboys penalized for a personal foul on the Little Giants] Hammersmith, if that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that again, you are both out of here. Mike Hammersmith: Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win! Kevin O’Shea: Not like that.”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Kevin O'Shea, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com

“Marcus Copeland: [Marcus emerges from the boot of the car, covered in the Wilson Sisters’ luggage] Man! You guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend! Brittany Wilson: [scoffs] This isn’t a weekend! Tiffany Wilson: It’s the weekend! Brittany Wilson: Labor Day in The Hamptons. The last weekend of the…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Tiffany Wilson, Anne Dudek, imdb.com

“Rachael: Why am I the bad guy? Kyle: Because you're his girlfriend, you cheated on him, and he has fucking cancer, you lunatic!”

— Will Reiser, Rachael, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in two weeks. Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.”

— Michael McCullers, Carl Loomis, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

“I was always monogamous when I was with her.”

— Seth Meyers, Dimo, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“I want to thank you for seducing my wife. I mean it. The anger kept me going. It was like strong, cold coffee. Sometimes when it was bad the only way to keep my mind together was to concentrate on ways of killing you.”

— David Rayfiel, Judith Rascoe, Arturo Duran (uncredited), Raul Julia, imdb.com

“Olivia Jade has already felt the effects of this case, especially in regards to harassment and bullying online.”

— Allie Gemmill, teenvogue.com

“The way Jordyn is being treated by the public is proof that we have not yet evolved when it comes to alleged celebrity cheating.”

— De Elizabeth, teenvogue.com

“I’m a fraud, Max. I’m not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything.”

— Mark Perez, Brooks Davis, Kyle Chandler, imdb.com

“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”

— Jennifer Celotta, Paul Lieberstein, Anthony Q. Farrell, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Experts say there are a lot of things that need to happen in order for a couple to move on. The first, and most important, is for the cheating to stop.”

— Korin Miller, Meredith Clark, self.com

“Heard 'bout what you say when you're not with me, say you live alone and your bed is empty. Oh, that's so funny, 'cause when I go to sleep, I lay on the left and you right next to me.”

— Jaira Burns, open.spotify.com

“Tellin' me you love me, but I've heard it before. Stayin' out till the mornin', I can hear the door. Tellin' me you're different, but you're just like the rest. I can smell all the whiskey and the smoke on your breath.”

— Charlotte Lawrence, open.spotify.com

“Doyle Lonnegan: Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it? Johnny Hooker: He cheats.”

— David S. Ward, Johnny Hooker, Robert Redford, imdb.com

“It's the national pastime, baby, stealin' and cheatin'. If they ever count every cheatin' wife and tax chiseler, the whole country would be behind prison walls.”

— Richard Brooks, Richard 'Dick' Hickcock, Scott Wilson, imdb.com

“Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!”

— Kevin Jarre, Doc Holliday, Val Kilmer, imdb.com

“Diego Rivera: Is fidelity that important to you? Frida Kahlo: Loyalty is important to me. Can you be loyal?”

— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com