Quotes tagged ‘rehab’

(13 total)

“In Malibu everybody is going to be in recovery for whip its and La Croix.”

“It's okay, it's not your fault. It's a disease.”

— Eric Roth, Bradley Cooper, Will Fetters, Ally Campana, Lady GaGa, imdb.com

“Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little 'jerky-jerk' to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti-toxins. Judge: Excuse me? Moondog: All…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

“I'm not payin' for this crazy woman's bullshit rehab.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, imdb.com

“You think 'cause I went to rehab I stayed clean?”

— Sam Levinson, Rue Bennett, Zendaya, imdb.com

“People usually don't want to hang out with me after rehab. I'm really more of a before rehab friend.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman (voice), Will Arnett, imdb.com

“I ain’t gonna lie to you, alright? Look, I just got out of rehab a couple days ago, and I’m trying to get my life together, you know? I’m trying. I have this little girl at home, and I”m trying to do the best I can for her so she has a future. I know I ain’t got the most education in the world. I kn…”

— Remi Aubuchon, Damon Wayans, Carlos Martinez, Vincent Laresca, imdb.com

“Up until the point when I went into treatment, I'd never asked for help from anybody. I would rather not have known the answer than have to ask you for help. That's why treatment was fascinating for me. They deliberately put in your path as many things as they could that required you to ask someone…”

— Eric Clapton, esquire.com

“I mean, it sucks he has a problem, but since when do people in rehab get care packages? I mean, what are we gonna send him, some methadone?”

— Molly Smith Metzler, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“When I commend her on avoiding the standardized addiction-and-recovery story arc, she shrugs off the compliment. ‘That’s what everyone says, but I’d so much rather have that story arc.”

— Emily Gould, Cat Marnell, nymag.com

“I have everything now, except hair. And a man.”

— Cat Marnell, nymag.com

“Rehab is basically a memoir-writing workshop.”

— Cat Marnell, nymag.com

“My tan looked fantastic! I was ready for rehab.”

— Cat Marnell, amazon.com