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Barney Stinson Quotes
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Total quotes: 33

Barney Stinson
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Total quotes: 33
“Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess, because you're almost as messed up as I am.”
Barney: I guess, because you're almost as messed up as I am.”
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“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
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“Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”
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“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”
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“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”
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“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial
equivalent of a baby’s smile.”
equivalent of a baby’s smile.”
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“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”
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“Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and she’s way too hot
for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”
for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”
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“Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let’s not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America’s laughed
enough.”
enough.”
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