Quotes tagged ‘Value Proportion Funny’

(30 total)

“Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.”

“Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog because it croaks every night.”

“Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.”

“Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.”

“Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.”

“Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints.”

“Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.”

“Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.”

“Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.”

“Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: ‘Put it on my bill.’”

“What did the right eye say to the left eye. Between you and me, something smells.”

“Q: Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? A: Mount Rushmore.”

“What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.”

“Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.”

“Q: What does the world’s top dentist get? A: A little plaque.”

“Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.”

“Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A chalkboard.”

“Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.”

“Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: ‘You're too young to smoke.’”

“Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa? A: There are too many cheetahs!”