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Anonymous Quotes

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“What did the cop say to his stomach? Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, amusing, Puns
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
— Anonymous, Your Life User Manual
Tagged: Sad, hating yourself, I Don't Want You To See Me
“If they don’t need you, it’s okay, you do not live for other people.”
— Anonymous, via Tumblr
Tagged: Spilled Ink, anonymous, Self love, Relationship, Break Up, Alone
“Here we have no lasting city, but we are looking for the city that is to come.”
— Anonymous, Hebrews
Tagged: Hebrews 13:14, Not Here, Leave Society, Living in Exile, Bible Quotes, Exile
“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”
— Anonymous, Untitled
Tagged: Happiness, Simplicity
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
— Anonymous, Friendship Quotes
Tagged: Friendship, chocolate
“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny
“Every dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.”
— Anonymous, Even Google Got Fooled by a Fake Harriet Tubman Quote
Tagged: Dreams, Change
“It’s a good poem if I’m a different person when I’m finished reading it.”
— Anonymous, Between the Layers
Tagged: Poetry, Reading, Transformation, Best Reading Quotes
“I pick you. What’s more, I’ll pick you again and again and over. Immediately, undoubtedly, instant. I’ll continue picking you.”
— Anonymous, love quotes for him
Tagged: Cute Quotes, Vows of Love, Cute Things To Say To Her
“What did the right eye say to the left eye. Between you and me, something smells.”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don't serve food here.’”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Our memories of the ocean will linger on, long after our footprints in the sand are gone.”
— Anonymous, View of the Day
Tagged: beach, Ocean, Memory, Sand
“Don’t miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult.”
— Anonymous, Unknown quote
Tagged: Taking Risks, fears, difficult, Challenge, Comfort Zone
“The best thing about the worst time of your life is that you get to see true colours of everyone you cared for. ”
— Anonymous, The best thing about the worst time of your life is that you get to see true colours of everyone you cared for.
Tagged: Loneliness
“Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will.”
— Anonymous, Your Way
Tagged: Life, Inspirational
“You have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.”
— Anonymous
Tagged: Miss you, Heartbreak, Pain, Love, Relationships, Dating, Loneliness, Longing, separation
“At your best you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you’ll still be worth it to the right person.”
— Anonymous, The Artidote
Tagged: Unrequited Love, Self Worth
“Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, Jokes, Laugh Out Loud, LOL
“Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother.”
— Anonymous, via Tumblr
Tagged: LOL, humor, Funny
“Thank you for making me so happy.”
— Anonymous, Thank You
Tagged: Happy, Thank You, you make me happy, Thanks For Being My Friend
“What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Silly, Stupid, goofy
“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, amusing, Puns
“Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.”
— Anonymous, The Cat Whisperer: Why Cats Do What They Do
Tagged: cats, Cat Jokes, Funny Quotes, Cats vs. Dogs
“A goal without a plan is just a wish.”
— Anonymous, 50 Ways to Lose Ten Pounds
Tagged: Goals, Planning, strategy, Planning, wishing
“No matter what, I'll love you forever.”
— Anonymous, I'll Love You Forever
Tagged: Love, Forever Love, Unrequited Crushes, I'll always love you
“Why are frogs are so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, amusing, Puns
“The more you love yourself, the less nonsense you’ll tolerate.”
— Anonymous, The Artidote
Tagged: strength, Girl Power, Self love, Self Worth
“The only thing I’m committed to right now is bettering myself.”
— Anonymous, The Artidote
Tagged: Dating, Self love, Self Improvement, Alone
“If you’re pivoting to video, that means your business is failing.”
— Anonymous, Overheard at the Digiday Publishing Summit
Tagged: Digital Advertising, Media, Ads
“Never run for a bus, train, or man. When one leaves another arrives.”
— Anonymous, <3
Tagged: Chasing Love
“If I think back, I get depressed. If I think ahead, I get afraid.”
— Anonymous, Humans of New York
Tagged: Anxiety, Depression, Mental Illness, Future
“Q: Can February march?

A: No, but April may.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet? Press the moooote button.”
— Anonymous, Jokes About Cows | Fun Kids Jokes
Tagged: Cow Jokes, Puns, Moo
“Plumpest lips, biggest tits, firmest ass, tightest pussy I’ve entered.”
— Anonymous, 45 People Describe The Best Sex They’ve Ever Had In Exactly Ten Words
Tagged: Sex Stories
“So what I mean when I say that it’s different being a woman writer, and particularly a mother who is also a writer, is that I don’t think male authors are physically assaulted by their spouses for gaining a modicum of success.”
— Anonymous, Whatever Happened to ______ ?
Tagged: Women, Writing, Artists, How to be a writer, Violence, Shame
“Roes are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two.”
— Anonymous, Image
Tagged: How To Be Single Again, Funny Jokes, Funny, humor, Singe People Problems
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