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Anonymous Quotes

Total quotes: 259
“If they don’t need you, it’s okay, you do not live for other people.”
— Anonymous, via Tumblr
Tagged: Spilled Ink, anonymous, Self love, Relationship, Break Up, Alone
“Here we have no lasting city, but we are looking for the city that is to come.”
— Anonymous, Hebrews
Tagged: Hebrews 13:14, Not Here, Leave Society, Living in Exile, Bible Quotes, Exile
“It’s a good poem if I’m a different person when I’m finished reading it.”
— Anonymous, Between the Layers
Tagged: Poetry, Reading, Transformation, Best Reading Quotes
“A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don't serve food here.’”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Our memories of the ocean will linger on, long after our footprints in the sand are gone.”
— Anonymous, View of the Day
Tagged: beach, Ocean, Memory, Sand
“At your best you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you’ll still be worth it to the right person.”
— Anonymous, The Artidote
Tagged: Unrequited Love, Self Worth
“Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, Jokes, Laugh Out Loud, LOL
“Thank you for making me so happy.”
— Anonymous, Thank You
Tagged: Happy, Thank You, you make me happy, Thanks For Being My Friend
“What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Silly, Stupid, goofy
“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, amusing, Puns
“A goal without a plan is just a wish.”
— Anonymous, 50 Ways to Lose Ten Pounds
Tagged: Goals, Planning, strategy, Planning, wishing
“No matter what, I'll love you forever.”
— Anonymous, I'll Love You Forever
Tagged: Love, Forever Love, Unrequited Crushes, I'll always love you
“Why are frogs are so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.”
— Anonymous, 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Tagged: Funny, amusing, Puns
“Never run for a bus, train, or man. When one leaves another arrives.”
— Anonymous, <3
Tagged: Chasing Love
“If I think back, I get depressed. If I think ahead, I get afraid.”
— Anonymous, Humans of New York
Tagged: Anxiety, Depression, Mental Illness, Future
“Plumpest lips, biggest tits, firmest ass, tightest pussy I’ve entered.”
— Anonymous, 45 People Describe The Best Sex They’ve Ever Had In Exactly Ten Words
Tagged: Sex Stories
“So what I mean when I say that it’s different being a woman writer, and particularly a mother who is also a writer, is that I don’t think male authors are physically assaulted by their spouses for gaining a modicum of success.”
— Anonymous, Whatever Happened to ______ ?
Tagged: Women, Writing, Artists, How to be a writer, Violence, Shame
“The three day rule: It's a myth. If I had an awesome time with a girl I'll text her to make sure she got home safe. While I don't wanna seem to eager, if I like the girl enough I don't want to wait three days to talk to her.”
— Anonymous, Guys Tell All
Tagged: Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“One day you’ll look forward to waking up in the morning. I promise.”
— Anonymous, via Tumblr
Tagged: Suicide Prevention, Hope
“Ball massage, taint tonguing, dick sucking, then fucking…and fucking.”
— Anonymous, 45 People Describe The Best Sex They’ve Ever Had In Exactly Ten Words
Tagged: Sex Stories
“Q: How does Jesus make his coffee?

A: Hebrews it.”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A: Virgin mobile.”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Did you hear that the Pope has avian flu?

A: He got it from one of the cardinals.”
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

A: You look for the fresh prints.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A doberman pinscher.”
— Anonymous, 20 Lawyer Jokes You Should Never Tell
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, doberman Pinscher
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.”
— Anonymous, Lawyer Joke Collection
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, God
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

A: The pronunciation.”
— Anonymous, Lawyer Joke Collection
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Liar, Homonyms, Pronunciation
“Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch?

A: The calf-eteria.”
— Anonymous, Jokes About Cows | Fun Kids Jokes
Tagged: Cow Jokes, Puns
“Q: How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?

A: A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.”
— Anonymous, Lawyer Jokes and Cartoons
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?

A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.”
— Anonymous, Lawyer Jokes and Cartoons
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Light Bulb Jokes
“They say that time heals all wounds but all it’s done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you.”
— Anonymous
Tagged: Miss you, Heartbreak, Pain, Love, Relationships, Dating, Loneliness, Longing, separation
“Q: How do trees access the internet?

A: They log in.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

A: It gets toad away.”
— Anonymous, Clean Jokes | Laugh Factory
Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why did God invent lawyers?

A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.”
— Anonymous, Lawyer Joke Collection
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, God, Real estate Agents
“Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your hat?

A: Time to get a new hat!”
— Anonymous, Jokes About Cows | Fun Kids Jokes
Tagged: Cow Jokes
“Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?

A: It cowlapses.”
— Anonymous, Jokes About Cows | Fun Kids Jokes
Tagged: Cow Jokes, Puns
“Q: What do you call a fight between two herds of cows?

A: A cattle battle.”
— Anonymous, Jokes About Cows | Fun Kids Jokes
Tagged: Cow Jokes
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