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Michael Scott Quotes
AKA: | Michael Scott |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Entrepreneur, Computer Scientist |
Total quotes: 96

Michael Scott
Fictional CharacterAKA: Michael Scott
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Entrepreneur, Computer Scientist
Total quotes: 96
“No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.”
“I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...”
Tagged:
Summertime Fun
“Michael: You wanna hear a lie?
Toby: What?
Michael: I... think you're great. You're my best friend.”
Toby: What?
Michael: I... think you're great. You're my best friend.”
Tagged:
Liar, Best Friends
“ Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.”
Tagged:
reverse psychology, Psychology
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