“Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask, but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?”— Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge, amazon.com
“Henry: And why is your foot on my pillow? Ula: Sorry, brah. [removes to reveal a dirty footprint and brushes it off, then sits on the pillow] Henry: And I don't want your ass on it, either!”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Eric: Hey...leggo my Eggo. Red: Hey...leggo my foot up your ass!”— Mark Hudis, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“I want you to rub butter on my foot...Pam, please? I have Country Crock.”— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“Why do foot fetishists never win? Because they like the taste of defeat.”— PM_TASTFUL_FEET_PICS, reddit.com
“Why do guys with foot fetishes have so many friends? Because they always get off on the right foot.”— hotbuttbiscuit, reddit.com
“Why can't your nose be 12" long? Because then it would be a foot.”— TheBeepsInMyImmortal, reddit.com