Quotes tagged ‘divorced’

“Amanda: Are you D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D? Graham: No W-I-D-O-W-E-R.”

— Nancy Meyers, Graham, Jude Law, imdb.com

“Dr. Alan Grant: You got any kids? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter. Dr. Alan Grant: You're married? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jeff Goldblum, imdb.com

“If you ask me, it's divorced people you want to watch out for. If someone's never been married, it might just mean they're a careful shopper, whereas your divorce will buy any old piece of fruit without even giving it a squeeze first.”

— Anne Flett-Giordano, Chuck Ranberg, Roz Doyle, Peri Gilpin, imdb.com

“Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also he's divorced... so he's not really a part of his family.”

— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com