Quotes tagged ‘Car’

(30 total)

“This is what I do right here, drive around and listen to myself singing.”

“No car, no crime.”

— Emma Rathbone, Judy Hale, Linda Cardellini, imdb.com

“I’ve always wanted to date the most popular girl, drive the nicest car, and go to the fanciest school.”

— Steve Bloom, Randall Green, Brooks Rattigan, Noah Centineo, imdb.com

“Marguerite Cisneros: Judge, they need to see the car. Judge Hawthorne: Why do they need to see the car? Marguerite Cisneros: I don’t know, they need to see the car. Judge Hawthorne: They want to see the car? Marguerite Cisneros: Yes! Judge Hawthorne: I don’t understand that. Why would they want to s…”

— Jason Yoshimura, Marguerite Cisneros, Cote de Pablo, imdb.com

“Deborah: So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun? Baby: Yesterday. Deborah: I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have - just me, my music, and the road. Baby: I'd like that, too.”

— Edgar Wright, Miles "Baby", Ansel Elgort, imdb.com

“Okay, the meatballs are not exactly like my mother's, but I am saying to you: We have a house...we have a car...our student loans are paid off. You should be able to sleep!”

— Susan Van Allen, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com

“Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet? Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!”

— Cindy Chupack, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“Danny “Danno” Williams: May 18th, 1996! Steve McGarrett: What is that? Danny “Danno” Williams: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak. Steve McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!”

— J. R. Orci, David Wolkove, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

“I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water.”

— Philip Stark, Steven Hyde, Danny Masterson, imdb.com

“A car is not a bedroom on wheels.”

— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Mark Brazill, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

“I never had a real house to grow up in. You know, home. I never belonged anywhere. And all my life, I was looking for that thing, you know. Thinking that it was out there somewhere. That all I had to do was find it. But I think, maybe, that home was us. It was you and me, together in that stupid car…”

— Veena Sud, Sarah Linden, Mireille Enos, imdb.com

“A car is simply a means of transporting pizzas. Thankfully the pizzas survived for they contain the dough... of life.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Alison McDonald, Steve Hely, Mitch, Jeremy Sisto, imdb.com

“The Italians have a saying, Lemon: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' And although they’ve never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this case, they’re right.”

— John Riggi, Tina Fey, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.”

— Ross Perot, ranker.com

“What kind of car does a big brother drive? A Nissan.”

— QuartzRunner, reddit.com

“Baby take a look at my life Let's drop the top on my ride baby Yo nigga ain't hittin' that right Come roll with me for the night baby”

— Fetty Wap, genius.com

“Why is it that the street you’re looking for always has a tree from the Mesozoic Era growing around the sign? You’re looking for like Mount Vernon and all you see is like the N. And you drive by going, “That was probably it.””

— Dane Cook, youtube.com

“"They're like. Alright, why did you stop at a red light And let me hit you doing 80?! WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT?"”

— Dane Cook, genius.com

“Where did the car go to college? Tulane University”

— Drizzho, reddit.com

“I got jumped by 5 black guys downtown the other day... The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery.”

— Jinno69, reddit.com