“Hi, I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“The last guy I dated only hung out with me to play chess with my dad and the guy before that was just using me for my freezer.”— Sierra Teller Ornelas, Dina Fox, Lauren Ash, imdb.com
“If you aren’t going to text her again, don’t say that you are. If you aren’t into a woman, don’t give her signs that you are. You’re not going to break her heart or anything—it’s been one date. She will not be mad. You’re not in trouble. So don’t lie.”— Sophia Benoit, gq.com