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Fred Flintstone: Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.”
Owen Sleater: The truth? [pause] Well, I'd like it to be a boy.”
Annie: No, electrical and plumbing was Mary, Simon was ethnic cooking.”
Red: Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear!”
Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.”
Miles Silverberg: I called your house for hours, but there was no answer. So finally I just drove over to leave 'em a note. I heard your phone ringing and I thought it might be him, so I broke one of the windows to let myself in, they bandaged it in the emergency room. Anyway, I guess the noise woke up old man Swinson next door and he started yelling that he had a gun and was going to shoot. I yelled, 'Shut up old man Swinson!'. And then you would not believe what happened, he started to shoot. The man is standing there in his bathroom and slippers firing aimlessly into the night. I started zigzagging through the yard, the whole time I'm thinking, 'It always comes down to this, doesn't it? A crazy Gentile with a gun.' I ran across the street, got into my car, and I was able to get away.
Murphy: Nice, Miles! Why don't you go over to Iraq and try to overthrow Hussein?”
Corky: Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are full.
Murphy: Screw the ice cubes, Corky! You're a woman, you gotta help me! Smother me with the pillow! Do it for sisterhood! Do it for Betty Fernand! Kill me now!
Jim: [looking at the monitor] She's going to blow! [everyone ducks as the next contraction hits and Murphy screams]”
Jenny: Alright. But, you'll be fetching me a good stiff dram before we start.
Claire: In that case, the baby will likely be drunk, too.
Jenny: Then he'll come into the world a true Scot.”
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