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Kyle: He must have a huge bone in his ass, then. [Cartman's mom bursts out laughing]
Cartman: Goddamn it, Mom!”
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Don't worry, you got a couple.”
Cartman: Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely.
Kyle: You're not filling out nicely, you're fatter than ever!
Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape!
Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat boy, that when you walk down the street, people go 'God damn it, that's a big fat ass!'
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!
Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass!
Doctor: Well, uh, yeah. You... you are pretty fat.
Peter Griffin: Um, okay... this is news to me.”
Curly: And I'll bet she thinks I'm a geek 'cause my dad cuts my hair with a bowl!”
Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots 'cause I love the squishy, squishy feeling 'round my toes.”
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