Quotes tagged ‘Weight Gain’

“I don’t want to drown in motherhood. I don’t want my daughter to gasp under this weight.”

— Laura Sievers, humanparts.medium.com

“Sam Wilson: You're a lot heavier than you look. Steve Rogers: I had a big breakfast.”

— Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Steve Rogers / Captain America, Chris Evans, imdb.com

“I felt proud that I was prioritizing my mental health over my vanity.”

— Allison Raskin, elle.com

“Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound? Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Fred Mertz, William Frawley, imdb.com

“Kyle: Whoa, Cartman. Talk about wide load. Cartman: Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely. Kyle: You're not filling out nicely, you're fatter than ever! Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape! Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat boy, that when you walk down the street, people go 'God damn it…”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Is a daily weight fluctuation normal? If you weigh yourself every morning, you probably notice that the number on the scale can change significantly from one day to the next.”

— Malia Frey, verywellfit.com

“Sure, before you marry them, all women say they like football. But as soon as you say ‘I do,’ they put on about 40 pounds. And the only ‘hike’ you see is them hiking up their pants before they weld their butts to the sofa for the rest of their worthless lives! As for me...I work for a living!”

— Ellen L. Fogle, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com

“I was getting into a shower in a hotel, and it was one of these hotel bathrooms where there’s just mirrors everywhere. And as I was stepping in the shower, I looked, and I was like, ‘oh, my god.’ Like, ‘look at you. I can’t believe somebody lets you fuck them. This is crazy.’”

— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com

“How are marriages like fat people? Most of them don’t work out.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too? Not you, Becky; I know you have a slow metabolism. I don't want one more piece of cake in my office!”

— Gregg Kavet, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com