Quotes tagged ‘fuck off’

“Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!”

— Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Gary King, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“[rings door buzzer] Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mail Slot Man: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mail Slot Man: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU…”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

“Shaun: [shouts] What am I doing? What are you doing, you stupid moron? Ed: Fuck off! Shaun: [shouts] You fuck off! Fuck fucking off! I’ve spent...look at me! I’ve spent my entire life sticking my neck out for you, and all you ever do is fuck things up! Fuck things up and make me look stupid! Well, I…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“HEY, FUCK OFF, JOHNNY UTAH! TURN MY PAGES, BITCH!”

— Damien Chazelle, Andrew Neiman, Miles Teller, imdb.com

“[to Ben sitting with his laptop doing deals] Who are you a drug dealer or a banker? Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!”

— Adam McKay, Charles Randolph, Vinny Daniel, Jeremy Strong, imdb.com

“if i ever have a daughter, the first thing i will teach her to love will be the word “no” & i will not let her feel guilty for using it. - “no” is short for “fuck off"”

— Amanda Lovelace, instagram.com

“Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: [before Han is lowered into the carbon-freezing pit] I love you. Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Fuck off.”

— Kirker Butler, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?”

— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com

“My work is done, it's been a phenomenal journey, I'm ready for the next challenge, so fuck you all.”

— Gordon Ramsay, vanityfair.com

“Fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shit.”

— Gordon Ramsay, vanityfair.com

“Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.”

— Jenny Mollen, amazon.com

“Thing is, we could discuss it out loud in front of the gentlemen over there, or you could get off my case and make a pleasant farewell. That is to say, fuck off.”

— Ian McEwan, amazon.com

“Screw you, I’m hilarious.”

— Neal, amazon.com

“How are you not murdered every hour?”

— Andy Bernard, amazon.com

“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”

— Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

“I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.”

— Liz Lemon, amazon.com

“Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.”

— April Ludgate, amazon.com

“I declare everything you are saying is stupid.”

— April Ludgate, amazon.com

“Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn't possibly hate you.”

— Alyson Noël, amazon.com

“Settle something for me, Jonah. You like to have sex and you like to travel? Then you can fuck off.”

— Selina Meyer, amazon.com