Quotes tagged ‘big-boned’

“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [addressing his doctor following his physical] Are you saying I'm fat? Dr. Klein: Fat? No. Let's just say you're a little short for your weight.”

— Bill Idelson, harvey miller, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.com

“Cartman: Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older. Liane Cartman: Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.”

— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Mrs. Cartman: Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned. Kyle: He must have a huge bone in his ass, then. [Cartman's mom bursts out laughing] Cartman: Goddamn it, Mom!”

— David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”

— Glasgow Phillips, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com