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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“This whole summer has been pretty wild, pretty crazy. Lots of fights. Lots of hookups. Lots of drama.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: That's How The Shore Goes
Tagged: Summer, Wild, crazy fights, hookups, Drama
“And then I hear her girlfriend, like, standing over me like; what are you doing... under the covers? I was just like; oh wow! I was like; what is going on right now?”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: Fade to Black
Tagged: Girlfriend, under the covers, flustered
“ I told Pauly D to start the grill and he puts charcoal in a gas grill, then he asks me to light it and we were this close to pretty much blowing up the house.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: Good Riddance
Tagged: grill, charcoal, Gas, blowing up, Fire
“Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: Can I have a roll, please?

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Don't worry, you got a couple.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: What Happens In AC
Tagged: roll, fat rolls, fat
“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: One Shot
Tagged: obvious, prehistoric, Kindergarten, Crush
“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute somebody's in jail and you have to bail them out. That's what happens down at the Shore.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: That's How The Shore Goes
Tagged: Shore, Jacuzzi, Jail, bail them out
“G.T.L, baby! Gym, tan, laundry!”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: Boardwalk Blowups
Tagged: gym, Tan, Laundry
“My abs are so ripped up, it's called; the Situation.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: A New Family
Tagged: abs, situation, ripped, Working Out
“I'm not touching one dish because I cooked a crazy meal and she's got the nerve to tell me to clean my plate. You know what? You are excluded from dinner then. From now on, you're excluded from surf and turf night. You're excluded from ravioli night. You're excluded from chicken cutlet night.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: Just Another Day at the Shore
Tagged: cleaning dishes, Cooking, clean your plate, Dinner, exclusion
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