“I told Pauly D to start the grill and he puts charcoal in a gas grill, then he asks me to light it and we were this close to pretty much blowing up the house.”Tagged: grill, charcoal, Gas, blowing up, Fire
“And then I hear her girlfriend, like, standing over me like; what are you doing... under the covers? I was just like; oh wow! I was like; what is going on right now?”Tagged: Girlfriend, under the covers, flustered
“I'm not touching one dish because I cooked a crazy meal and she's got the nerve to tell me to clean my plate. You know what? You are excluded from dinner then. From now on, you're excluded from surf and turf night. You're excluded from ravioli night. You're excluded from chicken cutlet night.”Tagged: cleaning dishes, Cooking, clean your plate, Dinner, exclusion
“Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: Can I have a roll, please? Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Don't worry, you got a couple.”Tagged: roll, fat rolls, fat
“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.”Tagged: obvious, prehistoric, Kindergarten, Crush
“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute somebody's in jail and you have to bail them out. That's what happens down at the Shore.”Tagged: Shore, Jacuzzi, Jail, bail them out
“This whole summer has been pretty wild, pretty crazy. Lots of fights. Lots of hookups. Lots of drama.”Tagged: Summer, Wild, crazy fights, hookups, Drama