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Caleb: She's high?
Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.
Caleb: So, she's on uppers?”
Kirsten: Yeah, that was the idea. When we had our wedding.
Hailey: No, I mean... deeply, deeply married.”
Seth: I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.”
Ryan: It doesn't work like that. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.”
Kirsten: You just like saying that.
Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.”
Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen?
Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”
Ryan: I thought you said you went every year.”
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!”
Ryan: Not when she looks like that.”
Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.
Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.
Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.
Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”
Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”
Seth: Dude, it's Long Beach, not Chechnya.”
Seth: Hey, your sensitivity — it's really, uh, nonexistent.
Anna: You know what your problem is? You're not a man.
Seth: Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.”
Jimmy: Honey, you are from Riverside.
Julie: It was his tone!”
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