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Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um... ice sculpture?
Chet: Oh. And the shotgun?
Ash: Uh, that's mine, too.
Chet: What's that for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”
Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass?
Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere.
Kelly: Are you having a stroke?
Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turned PhysEd teacher. You know what I'm talking about? She wore these tiny, little polyester shorts. You know during the summer, when you find that perfect peach?
Kelly: Your next words better be 'the end' or I will shoot us both. Me first.”
Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami.
Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”
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