Quotes tagged ‘Raunchy’

“Private Foreskin at your cervix!”

— John Ridley, Yinka, Gbenga Akinnagbe, imdb.com

“Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.”

— Richard Day, Raja, Adhir Kalyan, imdb.com

“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”

— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”

— Cameron Welsh, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass! Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass? Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere. Kelly: Are you having a stroke? Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turn…”

— Cameron Welsh, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.”

— Bryan Fuller, Michael Green, Mr. Wednesday, Ian McShane, imdb.com

“Claire: It's too long and heavy for me Rupert: Lasses say that to me all the time”

— Ronald D. Moore, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Rupert: So there I am, in bed, harelip Chrissie on my left and sweaty Nettie, the butcher's daughter, on my right. They get jealous of each other, start arguin' about who I'm goin' to swive first. Can you believe it? Claire: I believe your left hand gets jealous of your right. That's about all I bel…”

— Toni Graphia, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Claire: I'm a nurse. Jamie: Aye. [Looks at Claire's chest] Claire: Not a wet nurse.”

— Ronald D. Moore, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“What's the point of being king if I cannot keep you naked all day long?”

— Emma Frost, King Edward, Max Irons, imdb.com

“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity. Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer? Miles: For your own protection.”

— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Morgan Cavanaugh, Elisa Donovan, imdb.com

“Roxie: Did you put in fresh batteries? Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.”

— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Can you distract a room full of poets? Hilda: Easy. Salem: With your clothes on? Hilda: Oh.”

— Dan Berendsen, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Six seasons ago they didn’t even have the role of ‘Frank.’ They then asked me if I would join the show as the father of Dennis and Sweet Dee. I said I would only do it if the role felt organic to the show and if it was a character that I’d feel like I could really let my hair down, no pun intended,…”

— Danny DeVito, shakefire.com

“She knew where to toe the line between right and raunchy.”

— Rick Dunkle, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com