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Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby.
Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie?
Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”
Kelli: Girl, did he hit you?
Issa: What? No.
Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car?
Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first.
Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, like, really rough patch —
Kelli: You're pregnant. I knew it.
Issa: I'm not pregnant, okay? It's fine, don't even trip.
Kelli: Then why you get me all upset for no reason?
Issa: I'm sorry for making this about me.
Kelly: Yeah, make it about — it's my birthday. It'll be about you if you get hit or have a baby.
Issa: Do you listen to yourself?
Kelli: All the time. I have a podcast.”
Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”
Lyn: Well, I'd say that it was much more complicated than that, Johnny.
Johnny: Please! And this time I'm not letting you get in there! I ain't the same pendejo from before, who just smell you and starts babeando.
I got myself a great girl and I'm about to be a father with her, and you know what? I've never been happier about nothing in my whole life, so I'm begging you, please, for however long you have to be in town this time, stay the fuck away from me.”
Karla: No, I know. That's the part that sucks so bad. He's so fucking infected with you.”
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