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Christina: Really? Why’s that?
Dial: I think it’s a sense of mystery. You never know when their lungs will collapse and they’ll keel over dead.”
Sarah Fuller: Told you not to drink.
Annie: I'm not interesting enough to not drink.”
Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not!
Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying.
Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?”
Gideon Reeves: You haven't met my technology.”
Detective John Kennex: Never? Well that's a long time.”
Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.”
Team Dude: No. I got a broken rib because of that bitch.
Chase: Good thing you got 23 more!”
Gert: OK, Molls, no more Ghostbumps for you.”
Chase: Waiting for her actually. But I'm going somewhere else because why would she be here, standing in line at a bar?”
Chase: I'm sorry! I didn't know putting my hand in a pile was some sort of a legally binding contract. Yeah, I'm in. Who hates their dad more than me?”
Karolina: I needed to be alone.
Chase: I'm not so sure about that.
Karolina: 'Cause everyone knows what's best for me!
Chase: No, because you're drinking well vodka. You could have at least swiped a bottle of the good stuff. You know, whatever it is, you could tell me.”
Adelaide Stratton: I make it a rule to never discuss my personal life with anyone hiding from their mother.”
James: Oh, fuck.
Lucius: See, that’s the enthusiasm I love about you guys. Everyone’s coming.
Dee: I think I’m getting a toothache.
Lucius: Well, bring your dentist.”
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