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Jim Halpert: I think I'm a little too busy these days to s— Oh, my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.”
Dwight Schrute: What's the argument here? NBA, WMBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.
Deangelo Vickers: Man, you're smart!”
Socrates Poole: That's Socrates Poole.
Brisco County Jr.: Oh, sorry. I guess that's a common mistake.
Socrates Poole: Not at all.
Brisco County Jr.: Well, it is if you flunked Greek philosophy two years in a row.”
Esther: Ugh, I got in a fight last night. But on the upside, the tooth fairy came.”
[Frankie mumbles something and goes to the door with the coffee pot in his hand] What the fuck are you doing? It's a joke! A joke! Put the fucking pot down!”
Molly: No it's not. It's like riding a bike.
Issa: Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.”
Issa: Join the club, bitch. Dick on E, bank account on E. Life on E.”
Molly: And a little bit of pepper.
Issa: I taste wine.”
Eddy: Where? You know I don't like places!”
Lyn: I totally knew it.
Emma: Then why didn't you say anything?
Lyn: Why didn't you say anything?
Emma: When do we ever say anything?
Lyn: God, that's so true. That's sad, we should say stuff.”
Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom?
Debbie: Senior year.”
Simon: She named the baby 'Grandma'?
Matt: Her name was Jenny, Simon.
Simon: Oh. I had no idea.”
Annie: No, electrical and plumbing was Mary, Simon was ethnic cooking.”
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