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Elizabeth: I got upset.
Fred: ‘I got upset.’ God, you’re so stupid. You never leave a party ‘til the very very end.
Elizabeth: Oh, really?
Fred: Yeah, really.
Elizabeth: Well, what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
Fred: No I don’t remember what happened with her. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters; they were great.”
June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine. ”
Gus: Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.”
Clerk: That will be $1,600.
Jake: Great, I'd like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.”
Homer: Sorry, Marge. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.”
Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!”
Molly: And a little bit of pepper.
Issa: I taste wine.”
Vanessa Baxter: He-ey.
Mike Baxter: What's the matter?
Vanessa Baxter: Oh nothing. I'm just... I'm just right on that late afternoon fence where do I have another cup of coffee or just say screw it and pour my first glass of wine.
Mike Baxter: Tough one.
Vanessa Baxter: Well, which way do you love me more, a little jittery and chatty or passed out and drooling by eight-thirty?
Mike Baxter: I love you both ways.
[leans in for a kiss then slides a wine bottle toward Vanessa]”
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