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Kelly Maxwell: By accident.
Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face.
Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”
Shadow: Cause his dad sacrificed his ass.
Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering. He's doing very well for himself these days.
Shadow: ...And how many colors does Jesus come in?
Wednesday: Well you got your white, Jesuit-style Jesus, you got your black African Jesus, you got your brown Mexican Jesus, you got your swarthy Greek Jesus—
Shadow: That's a...That's a lot of Jesus.
Wednesday: There's a lot of need for Jesus, so there are a lot of Jesus.”
Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer?
Miles: For your own protection.”
Amanda: He got caught.”
Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.”
Salem: With your clothes on?
Morgan: Okay. How?
Sabrina: Haven't you ever distracted anyone before?
Morgan: Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the 'Oops, my strap broke!' trick.
Sabrina: It's worth a shot. ”
Chidi: It's frowned upon.
Michael: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?”
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