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Tom Greer: Honey, I don't know what you are. I mean, for all I know, you could be some big, fat dude sitting in his stim chair with his dick hanging out.”
Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap.
Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!
Mac: Awesome prank, Farva.
Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac!
Captain O’Hagan: Look, fellas...
Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook! You’ll make him look like a dick!
Captain O’Hagan: Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts...
[Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O’Hagan continues]
Mac: Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don’t be a wuss!
Captain O’Hagan: ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there...
Mac: Don’t be a wuss, bite it!
Captain O’Hagan: ...I like that. I like it here...
Mac: Bite it. Bite it!
Captain O’Hagan: [Fed up] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
[He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac]”
South Carolina Representative #1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!
South Carolina Representative #2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!”
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you...
El Guapo: Shut up!”
Leonard: Come on, Candy. You get paid more than usual for it. How do you know?
Candy: How do I know?
Leonard: Yeah, how?
Candy: Because nobody actually likes getting fucked in the ass, even as pretend. You don't walk right after. And look at this. Right here I'm fuckin' walkin'. All night I'm fuckin' walking, in heels even!
Leonard: Come on, Candy. None of the girls?
Candy: No. None of the girls. None of the girls want your dick, really truly want your dick up their ass.”
Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.”
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