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Jack: Well, she has beautiful hands, see?
Rose: I think you must have had a love affair with her.
Jack: No no no, just with her hands. [turns page] She was a one-legged prostitute. See? Ah, she had a good sense of humor, though.”
Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.
Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.
Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.
Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”
Chef: Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and say 'Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?'
Stan: Okay. Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?
Chef: It sure is!
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?”
Dr. Cox: No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.”
fuck your 9 to 5, I’d rather end up dead or in jail
American ninja to these obstacles
No stoppin’ me, we on the move
your mouth runnin’ like a prostitute’s
Keep your head to yourself.”
They're always just a stone's throw away.”
Because they can wash their crack and sell it again”
Turns out she sucks at her job.”
"For $200, I'll perform any act for you," she tells him, "provided that you can describe the act in three words." The man thinks about the offer for less than a moment and gives the woman $200. "OK, tell me what you want me to do, but remember, only in three words," she tells him. The man, who has been quiet throughout the exchange says, "Paint my house".”
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