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“Dixon: This sucks.

Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase like 'this bites' or 'this blows'? Because you've been saying 'this sucks' for the last 1,500 miles.

Dixon: 'Cause it sucks.”
— Dixon Wilson, 90210, Season 1: We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Tagged: Sucks, Blows, Bites, Roadtrip, moving, First Lines, travel
“Navid: This feels really wrong.

Adrianna: Us being together, or that we just did it in Silver's bed?

Navid: I don't know, the Silver-bed part pretty much overshadows everything else.”
— Navid Shirazi, 90210, Season 5: You Can't Win 'Em All
Tagged: Sex, couple, Relationship, Dating, Overshadow, humor, tension, Drama
“Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head.

Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”
— Erin Silver, 90210, Season 5: The Con
Tagged: Hollywood, Arrogant, club, player, high school, Sleazy, Witty, Snarky
“Here I am, former bitch asking for your forgiveness. Please don't let the message get lost because I'm perfect physically.”
— Naomi Clark, 90210, Season 5: 902-100
Tagged: Bitch, forgiveness, Apology, message, Perfection, egotism, Narcissism, humor, Witty
“Jen: Isn't it charming when girls feel like they have to walk around half-naked in order to get attention?

Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it.

Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.”
— Jen Clark, 90210, Season 4: Blood Is Thicker Than Mud
Tagged: charming, Half-Naked, Slut Shaming, Flaunt, Insult, Witty, Snarky, Rude, Compete, enemies
“Emily: Annie? I am so sorry about what happened today with Liam. The whole thing was really innocent.

Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, 
Emily. And if you think you're gonna steal my boyfriend too, it's not going to happen. Oh. And spare me the tears, Emily, 'cause I'm not buying it anymore.

Emily: Fine! Cards up. All my life, I've looked up to you. And when I moved out here, all I wanted was to be friends with you, but you wouldn't let me in. You looked down on me, ignored me, and I know you basically told Dixon and Aunt Deb that I was a stalker. Yeah, I heard that. And now the tables have turned. So who wants to 'Single White Female' who?”
— Emily Bradford, 90210, Season 3: Revenge With The Nerd
Tagged: innocent, Sorry, steal, Two-Faced, Backstabber, fake, Apology, crazy, Single White Female, Friends, stalker
“Debbie: These are allergies.

Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom?

Debbie: Senior year.”
— Debbie Wilson, 90210, Season 3: Senior Year Baby
Tagged: Allergies, Senior Year, School, high school, Witty, Sassy, joke
“Silver: Ethan, Ethan! Where have you been? What's going on? What was that?

Ethan: I never wanted to say anything.

Silver: I don't know what to do with this, okay? I mean, you're one of my best friends, but that's it, right? We were just friends.

Ethan: I don't think we're just friends.”
— Ethan Ward, 90210, Season 1: One Party Can Ruin Your Whole Summer
Tagged: Friends, Just Friends, Relationships, Feelings, Love, couple, Best Friends, Friends To Lovers
“Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay.

Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad.

Kimberly: My dad's dead.

Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay.

Kimberly: Touché.”
— Ryan Matthews, 90210, Season 1: Hollywood Forever
Tagged: gay, dead, Witty, Sassy, Snarky, Touche, Banter, flirty, rapport
“I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon, and Dixon equals baking soda. It doesn't make sense, but it did! It did make sense. Now, it doesn't.”
— Erin Silver, 90210, Season 1: Off the Rails
Tagged: Kansas, Baking Soda, Love, Feelings, Sense, Logic
“Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?

Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?”
— Naomi Clark, 90210, Season 1: Model Behavior
Tagged: Phone, Night, boobs, fake, Witty, Snarky, Sassy, Rude
“Debbie: You want to talk about it?

Annie: No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.”
— Annie Wilson , 90210, Season 1: Wide Awake and Dreaming
Tagged: talk, Hammer, hit, violent, Self-Depricating, violent, Snarky, Sassy, humor
“Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy.

Adrianna: You sound bitchy!”
— Naomi Clark, 90210, Season 1: Lucky Strike
Tagged: Babe, Pitchy, Bitchy, Critique, Criticism, Insult, Witty, humor, Snarky, Sassy
“Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?

Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?”
— Ryan Matthews, 90210, Season 1: Lucky Strike
Tagged: Child, kids, Dating, Relationship, awkward, Drama, humor
“School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.”
— Erin Silver, 90210, Season 1: Lucky Strike
Tagged: School, Sex, banging, sister, Inappropriate, Snarky
“Debbie: They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot.

Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife.

Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.”
— Debbie Wilson, 90210, Season 1: We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Tagged: LA, married, Marriage, Photography, Trophy Wife, Wife, Sassy
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