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Sophie Alekan: Because he sells destruction, pain and death.”
Chase: I'm sorry! I didn't know putting my hand in a pile was some sort of a legally binding contract. Yeah, I'm in. Who hates their dad more than me?”
Alex: Good. Go ahead.
Chase: Oh. That was just hypothetically.”
Sarah Forbes: Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have something to do with sex?
Kurt Mendel: Maybe because were riding in a three billion dollar phallic symbol. Don't quote me.
Sarah Forbes: If I started quoting you they'd shut down the space program.”
Sean Lincoln: Only because it's never wanted me. I'm very petty that way.
Beverly Lincoln: But why do it? Our lives are here, our friends are here.
Sean Lincoln: Who would you miss?
Beverly Lincoln: We need better friends.”
Gary Brooks: Hi! Hey, didn't I paint your condo a couple weeks ago?
Vanessa Flood: No, a bunch of workers painted my condo while you hit on me.”
Dr. Dylan Reinhart: While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one.
Lizzie Needham: Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I’m not so sure.”
Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special?
Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor.
Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?
Max Black: I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.”
Matt Murdock: For whatever it's worth, I'm glad you're here.
Jessica Jones: What?
Matt Murdock: No, the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying, y'know. I'm glad we found each other.
Luke Cage: I'm not hugging you.”
Matt Murdock: Come again?
Danny Rand: Sworn protector of K'un-Lun.
Jessica Jones: What are you on? Lithium?”
Lisa: The parts I remember were awesome.
Eric: Do you remember just having dinner by yourself and going to bed?
Lisa: I sat alone at a bar and read a book about serial killers.
Eric: Wow, sexy.”
Rick: Used to? What, is he in AA or something?
Tandy Bowen: No, he's at the bottom of Lake Borgne.”
Queen Elizabeth: This is a fruit?
John Hawkins: Some say vegetable. Standing argument.”
Mary: Do you flirt with everyone?
Sebastian: Absolutely everyone.”
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